Pic from before I could walk

PLEASE NOTE: This service will be discontinued from 2004.
-- Best regards --

Welcome to my free sperm donor service

Here are the outlines for my open source sperm donor service providing genes free of charge.
It will be free of charge from me. Some cost may go into third part - lawyer, doctor - for contractual or medical work in each case if necessary, and any inseminational costs, whether you do it on yourself or by the doctor, will be on your side. Other than that this service will not cost you anything.

Contact me at donor@mail.portland.co.uk


Donor

Playing, from same session
What should I tell about myself? I'm afraid sharing this personal information in an intention to make the donor service attractive at the same time will force an impression of a bloated curriculum vita of the worst kind. Take care and read it with that in mind. So, here goes...
My main genetic feature in addition to a major ego will probably be my being particularly gifted at doing intelligence tests, with a mensa-documented puzzle quotient in fluid, general intelligence, Spearman's g, estimating to IQ 168, using Raven's Advanced Progressive Matrices II - a 'cultural fair' test, the result usually considered 3-sigma (within the 99.9 percentile). A surprising result, not the least to me, but all the more pleasing to an inflating ego.
Other qualities and idiosyncrasies include

Donating process

With my elder sister, meeting Santa probably for the first time
Well now, if you want a kid with some superior, strange, quality genes, highly gifted (or an interesting freak anyway), we can set up a scheme for the donor process.
This will include a legal contract between us via a third party, lawyer, stating all the necessary clauses, like anonymity (symmetrical/asymmetrical), parents rights and responsibilities, child support, visitation, contact, privacy, and so on.
In addition, medical tests on my part will be held and documented by third party to the necessary extent.
Concerning the physical process of donating sperms, once the sperms are delivered, I suggest an insemination method by your doctor, or you can perform the insemination on yourself. In any case instructions, counselling and necessary assistance should be available for performing the insemination correctly.




Contact

Give a smile says my first badge My first real teeth
If you are seriously interested in this donor service, I suggest you mail me for more information, and we'll continue from that, arranging a framwork which suits us both.
Needless to say, I welcome requests regardless genetic race, so-called, and would favor blending races if I had any preferences.


Pictures

Here are some bigger versions of the images on this page:
Pic from before I could walk
Playing, from the same session
With my elder sister, meeting Santa probably for the first time
"Give a smile" says my first badge
My first real teeth



Open source

My free sperm donor service is protected by GNU General Public Licence - copyleft, the sperm constituting the "source code". In practice, meaning the genetic material can be utilized, frozen down, modified and distributed by anyone, as long as they, too, release it under a copyleft which makes it free and guarantees it remains free.





Further down this page I'll add different kinds of information that might also be useful.




Cryos - International Spermbank

The scandinavian bank. "Our main activity is worldwide delivery of high quality frozen tested semen from more than 200 donors on stock."


Scandinavian Cryobank

An American company based in Seattle that specializes in the delivery of cryopreserved semen from Scandinavian donors.